Conventions

 Okay, so we all know I'm a news junkie and I love national politics.  So some thoughts that have no productive intent...

What is wrong with Junior?  I dunno much about drugs, but that dude had, like, sweaty eyelids.

I don't even need to say anything about Kimberly Guilfoyle.  We all saw.

I think Eric is coming for Jr's spot as favorite son.  He looked way more sane, has his new beard going for him, and has a normal family.  Junior, on the other hand, seems to be dating Every Negative Female Stereotype (I hear she also goes by "Kim"), although I'm sure his infidelity charms his father.  

For some reason, I expected more from Tiffany.

Melania seems to, like, care about her historical legacy.  What a notion for the Trump family, who, in my perspective, are quite short-sighted in that respect.  

Anyway.